pissvortex:

infomercial man: call now and we’ll DOUBLE our offer

6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before:

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awfulmidis:

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discobloodbath-blog:

buddhabeeb:

gayngrossdottorg:

bestviralposts:

oh my god she’s screaming 🤣

credit: bestvideos / ig

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It’s so sad it has to get to that point.

That smile at the end. Icon. Also statement above is true. A lot of them just don’t see us as people.

leplastiquedick:

caleforpresident:

magnusderp:

big mood

I can’t get over this

me screaming in another plane of existence 

sagihairius:

any other colorblind folk see something that’s supposed to be a gradient and just lose their shit

mizushimo:

pwimawina:

mounteerieliveinbloomington:

digg:

A divorcing couple divides their beanie baby investment under the supervision of a judge. [Reuters, 1999]

could be us

she took my beanie babies in the divorce

This is the most 1999 thing I’ve ever seen.

sapphicisa:

driflloon:

(shrek voice) they don’t even have dental..

you didn’t have to specify i would have read this in shrek’s voice whether you wanted me to or not

argumate:

babyanimalgifs:

Me thinking about a joke I told last week

what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs

Just some ADHD moods:

blog-inof:

realalistairtheirin:

  • i have never done anything in my life and im not starting now
  • everyone hates me because of this One Thing I Said/Did
  • WHY AM I NOT DOING ANYTHING
  • i am playing my favorite game in the world and im still FUcking BORED
  • EXXXXCCCCCIIIIIIITTTTEEEEEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • this is all im talking about for the next ten hours whether you like it or not
  • this is all im THINKING about for the next ten hours whether i like it or not
  • Why Don’t I Have Anything To Chew On
  • I LIKE MAKING NOISE!!!!
  • if anyone says anything im going to kill them
  • time to shake
  • i heard or made a weird sound and now it is echoing through my head please make it stop
  • i have done………. nothing all day i wish for death
  • I WANNA DO SOMETHING STUPID
  • if i dont do this now im never going to do it *spends 30 hours hyperfocused on it*
  • if i dont do this now im never going to do it *doesnt do it*
  • its been 16 hours and i havent eaten and im not hungry
  • its been 3 minutes since i ate and i want SO MCUH MORE
  • all i want is CAFFEINE
  • *gets a drink* *doesnt drink it*
  • this sensation is bad and i will wash my hands until it goes away
  • if i didnt have adhd, i would be too powerful
  • if i didnt have adhd, maybe i would be able to do this
  • why did i SAY THAT i want to SHOVE MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH NOW
  • im never speaking again
  • DONT!! YELL!! AT!! ME!!! I’LL DIE!!!!!
  • i dont like this person because 6 years ago they said my hyperfixation was dumb
  • WHY!! DO I!! CARE!! SO!! MUCH!!
  • why am i crying
  • why am i NOT crying
  • sorry im really happy and excited and i know you’re sad but im very happy and i have forgotten how to be sympathetic
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dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dankmemeasstronaut:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dankmemeasstronaut:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

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A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

…. do you need something, or?

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

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im short circuiting

rockbusted:

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unclefather:

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You either identify with these or you’re wrong

catsbeaversandducks:

How about some baby flamingo love? 💕

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